Monday, October 26, 2009

The happiest place on earth.

Disney World 2009 did not let me down.

The food was delicious.

The scenery was beautiful.

The birthday girl was aglow.


The tourists were touristy.

The rides were thrilling.


The entertainment was perfect.

Everyone was really friendly.

The guys were hot.

We were all so happy.

THE END.




Saturday, October 24, 2009

She's just being Miley.

So Landon requested I blog about this dream. I wish so bad it wasn't a dream. Coincidence this dream aka vision came to me on the very night of 'a Miley state of mind' tour in Memphis where I think I was suppose to have been? I heart Miley Cyrus.

Landon had to jot down a few notes about my dream. These are the notes he took and I will further explain them in a brief excerpt below his notes.

"MILEY CAME TO HOUSE (MANSION)"
Self-explainatory. My freaking FRIEND Miley came to stay at my house, which happened to be a mansion (think Daddy Warbucks), which happened to be in Florida, hence the setting of my dream.

"MOM CLEANING & FREAKING"
My mother, with whom I lived, was uber excited about Miley's visit and was going crazy cleaning house for the arrival of my FRIEND Miley.

"SMALL ENOUGH TO CARRY ON HIP"
Here is the best part. Miley, who had the face of a teenager, was small enough to carry on my hip. I carried her all around Disney World. It was the best time of my life. She loved, loved the boat rides at Disney World. And I loved, loved having a Miley on my hip.

"BILLY RAY DEAD"
I asked her how her father, Billy Ray, was doing. She said "he's dead." Gave her my sympathies, while comforting her by bobbing her up & down on my hip.

"MILEY TREATED LOW GLUCOSE OF 30 ON DISNEY BOAT RIDE"
Not only is she a mighty musical artist, but she also has an art for medicine. I passed out on her favorite ride at Disney from a hypoglycemic episode; she followed the 15/15 rule (administer 15 grams of carbohydrate & wait 15 minutes to ensure sugar is back within a safe range) and saved my life. Wow what a girl.